November 2011
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“Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs,...”
– John Fugelsang (via modernmonkeys)
We’re fine with killing Iraqi children as collateral damage, but a fetus is the most important life form on the planet, doncha know?
(via sanityscraps)
October 2011
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Leave a word in my ask and I will write a SCARY...
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
lawfulgoodpaladog:
thezalier:
breathethestarlight:
Go for it, if’n ya want.
C’mooooon. c: You know you wannnna.
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askkanaya:
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coerulescens replied to your quote: In the past people thought it was impossible to…
Stop being so closed-minded, Drew! It’s your own closed-mindedness that prevents you from being a billionaire using just the powers of your brain and this 100% guaranteed pyramid scheme.
I have been educated stupid to ignore nature’s four step instantly successful pyramid scheme but soon Nathan,...
I have changed my avatar to Herman Cain.
Because who doesn’t love that charming smile of his?
“If it is impossible for people to “make it” then why are people...”
– A forum poster “made it” onto my Tumblr where I will quote them derisively
“In the past people thought it was impossible to replace a heart. You can’t...”
– So basically there’s this thread on this forum I’m on about a “perfect world” and he’s apparently a 53%er who believes nothing is impossible if you think about it, and seems to have started the thread so he can advertise Amway.
It’s the best thing.
“Why of course you can’t imagine money to you. But you can imagine ways to...”
– Haha.
HAHA.
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Watchjoshishollywood:
An important message for people who incorporate internet memes into their public demonstrations
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Also I would be happy if I never saw another...
OMG you put glasses on a character and had them call something too mainstream! How original! God the joke wasn’t funny the first time, much less the thousandth.
Actually
Can we just
Burn all memes
If I see one more dumb parody of that "my culture...
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Reblog if you can say Raxacoricofallapatorius
idealandunique:
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Your Headcanons about me in my ask box
lawfulgoodpaladog:
theladyoftime:
benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:
soldier-of-ruin:
Come on, I wanna see what people can come up with.
oh my
YES PLEASE
Oh, this oughta be good. lol
Come on, guys, let’s hear what tragic and amazing stories you can come up with.
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And now I'm the mayor of Sad Town.
:(
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They said I could become anything I wanted
So I became Spike dressed as a dragon.
Also my new headcanon is that he is wearing Spyro’s skin, as they do to obsolete video game mascots in his culture
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Oh sweet I don't have class on 10/25. So I can...
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I like how they gave the game ABOVE a perfect... →
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Reblog with Urban Dictionary's top definition of... →
Drew: Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.
Hey, that guy’s name must be Drew. That would explain why he’s so hot and smart at the same time!
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I think someone said I look like Hipster Indiana...
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